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Bored as hell, fridge empty except for nine sad-ass eggs and some zucchini. Like, what am I supposed to do with that? I’m horny out of my mind, and there’s only one fix: that weird number a dude from the alley gave me. He promised it’d hook me up with a girl packing the biggest cock I’ve ever seen. Game on.
While waiting, I decide to multitask—pissing in the flower pot. Gotta stay hydrated, right? Suddenly, she’s here. A stunning, tattooed gypsy goddess with curly hair, a skirt that barely hides her fireman-hose-sized dick swinging underneath. My jaw drops.
She doesn’t waste time. I drop to my knees, take her massive cock in my mouth, and holy shit, the taste… I’m addicted. She rewards me with a load so big I feel baptized. Her blue balls? Absolutely legendary. And when she starts pissing on me, I realize I’ve officially become her obedient little mutt.

Part 1: Chilling in my room, smoking, flipping through Dean Koontz—not because I’m trying to be edgy, but because that stuff is genuinely good. Usually, metal gets me hyped, but today, it's gonna take something even spicier to get me off. So, I grab my trusty voodoo doll, light a candle, and pray to summon a monster-dicked shemale beauty. Fuck yeah, she’s here.

Turns out, my friend hooked me up with her—a big-titted, long-haired blonde with a face pretty enough to ruin lives and a cock veiny enough to star in its own horror movie. The second I see her monster cock, I’m dripping. I don’t care if this stuff costs more than rent—I need that cock inside me, and I need it NOW.

My dad would fucking weep if he saw this beast splitting me open—damn, he’d probably be jealous. And my mom too…

I’m playing darts in this hellhole of a room, bored out of my goddamn mind. My sex chair? Dusty. My pussy? Same story. This place is driving me crazy—I’m so horny even masturbating feels like a chore. Should I call her? Mmm, last time was wild, but she made it clear she doesn’t like being seen. Screw it. I ring up my cock consigliere for a recommendation. While I wait, might as well fuck myself with my oversized dildo to warm up my ass. Yeeeah, baby.

Then, BAM—she shows up. Except it’s not my usual Barbie beauty; it’s some wild, red-striped-haired beast with a wicked smirk and a skirt barely hiding her massive cock. At first, I’m like, “What the actual fuck? This isn’t Barbara!” But then I see those gigantic tits and that swinging monster cock, and suddenly, I’m all in.

She doesn’t waste a second. First, her cock hits my stomach through my throat, and then she goes for round two, trying to hit the same spot through my ass. Holy shit—this is going to be way more fun than I expected.

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I love summer because it is full of beautiful girls dressed "economically". Only a fool would sit at home, so I grabbed the camera and went out, direction of the pool. Again, I turned into the role of agent of a modeling agency and plunged into action. But then an absolutely incredible thing happened. When I was in the middle of persuading one girl, the girl named Lucka, who I had recorded on New Year's Eve. You sure remember this beautiful blonde, because she did not want to fuck on camera. She was really mad at me because that video completely ruined her life. I took her for coffee in order to calm her down, but it was no fun, because the girl really was in serious trouble. I got an idea of helping her with a proper package instant dough for a fuck. The nasty chick asked for one hundred thousand, but she had no idea that I will give her. I called my buddy and swiftly got the money, because that beautiful pussy was really worth for it. What do you think?

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